吐槽无底线丨有一种麻痹叫瑞士人!!!

2024年3月30日发(作者：东风悦达起亚k3新车价格)

这是之前比较火的一篇由一个居住在瑞士的加拿大人写的吐槽文，甚至网上后来还衍

生了一个词“Mother Fucking Swiss”麻痹瑞。。。瑞士人奇葩一般的存在着。。。

\"I have an acronym for situations like this - Mother Fucking Swiss. I love/hate

these people.\"

我对瑞士人有一个缩写——麻痹瑞。我对这个民族真是又爱又恨。

You park a bit crooked, but still inside the lines, and the neighbors call the

police！MFS

你停车停得有点歪——但还是在线里，然后下一秒，邻居就叫来了警察！麻痹瑞。

You\'re training for a triathlon, cycling top speed, and get passed by a man in a

suit on a mountain bike！MFS

你在训练三项全能，骑车到最高速的时候，旁边一个穿着西装去上班的男人骑着自行

车轻松超过你。麻痹瑞。

A (rare) homeless man hits you up for change, and it turns out that he speaks 5

languages！ MFS

一个流浪汉（极其罕见）向你讨要零钱，然后你发现他会五国语言。麻痹瑞。

You\'re meeting friends in a strange town and your phone dies, so you ask in

bars and hotels whether you can use theirs, and every single person looks at you

like an alien; they can\'t even comprehend the level of disorganization that would

result in an unexpectedly dead phone, and all refuse you help, thinking it must be

some kind of trick！ MFS

你和你朋友约在一个陌生的地方见面，但是你的手机没电了，如果你进去某个酒吧或

者酒店里问他们是否能让你打个电话，他们会用看外星人的眼光看着你——他们无法想象

一个人生活居然可以这么没有计划，连手机没电这种事情都没预先计划好。然后就拒绝借

用电话。麻痹瑞。

You\'re applying for an apartment with a garden, and ask if you can plant in it

too. You know, some tomatoes, a pumpkin, whatever. The Corbusier-looking

mother ****er sucks his teeth and then finally if you can prove

geometrically that these plants would be elegant additions to the overall theme of

the space.\" MMMFFFFSSSS

你租个一个带花园的房子，问你的房东是否可以在后院里种些南瓜，西红柿什么的，

她会说。。可以吧，如果你能证明这些东西长成后不会破坏总体的空间和外观和谐度。麻麻